ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG
LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
I never did think my mother and I would be singing along to Alice Cooper songs together while watching ‘Dark Shadows’.
Fucking drunk people go somewhere else don’t go home if you live near me just find a bridge and lie under it and shut up and leave me the fuck alone.